Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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