ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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