You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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