her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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