names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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