what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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