where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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