I think scott just propositioned me for sex
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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