so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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