glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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