i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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