what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
