I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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