What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Randomize
