Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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