dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I wish life had little blips of pornography
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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