Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
