This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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