Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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