It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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