Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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