the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This is my gift to your gina
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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