So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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