No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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