We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
