I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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