yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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