Don't you send me to vm
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
