Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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