ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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