Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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