Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I currently don't understand fingers.
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