no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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