Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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