I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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