I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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