Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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