Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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