Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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