let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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