so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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