i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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