I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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