dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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