Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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