you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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