Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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