Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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