You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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