What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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