How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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