That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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